“Why won’t you kiss me? Come on,” a boy said with a mouthful of Hot Pockets on a Sunday morning, or, rather, a Saturday night that had not yet ended. The girl looked at the boy; his arm was around her with one hand on her waist and the other clutching the precious plate of Hot Pockets. They sat together on a stiff, old, and well-used couch amidst remains of food, discarded Halloween decorations and a broken black light. It was the first of November.
“Come on, gimme a kiss, “ he continued after another bite of the cheesy 4 am treat. She was not about to become another one of his 4 am treats. She wasn’t nearly drunk enough for that. In fact, she was almost sober.
“Ha. Nope,” the girl responded with a sly smile. “You’re funny.” She threw cereal at his puckered lips. This much satisfied her. The rest of the scene did not.
Across the room stood a relatively attractive fellow in half a Halloween costume. On the seat next to her was an unknown guy throwing up and a silent girl with a mascara-and-tear streaked face. Another man stood nearby with a bottle of whiskey. None spoke except the two on the couch.
“Why not?” he asked again.
She responded by throwing more cereal at him, but did not attempt to free herself from under his arm. It was chilly, and he smelled pretty good despite the circumstances.
Fed up, both figuratively and literally (he had finished his hot pockets), the guy took his cereal and left her on the couch. First of all, she was wasting cereal. Second of all, she wouldn’t even kiss him. He didn’t understand. She had kissed him once, maybe twice, last semester. But now she refused to do anything but dance. Unbeknownst to him, she even regretted that. Then again, maybe he shouldn’t have come on to her with a mouthful of microwavable food.
The girl then left to wait for a cab and began some version of a shameful walk down a long hill. The weekend had been long with unexpected happenings and embarrassments that she had for years assumed would elude her. But now her neck was sore, her hand burned, her makeup smudged, her hat lost. She had retired her Halloween costume earlier that weekend, and was at least happy with herself for wearing normal clothes. The girl thought of this whilst walking, and also thought of her best friend whom she had left at the house with a guy they both trusted. She had stayed so long to make sure her friend was alright, but figured she must be fine- more than fine probably- and so had decided it was safe to leave. But all of these thoughts left the girl when she heard a rooster crow and felt cold rain fall lightly but steadily. It was time to wake up, and she hadn’t even slept.